just met a genuinely cute girl at a restaurant like actually attractive. rare sighting. vibes were good. she was laughing at my jokes. i was being mildly cringe but it was working. then she asked what i do. i said crypto. she immediately said “crypto? isn’t that a scam? only losers use it” should’ve left the table right there. but she was cute so i stayed and just said “yeah…” the way a man says yeah when he realizes he’s about to explain his entire profession to someone who still thinks venmo is cutting-edge finance. she sensed the disappointment. started damage control. asked what i actually do in crypto. i said yield farming. she said “ooh that’s cool. how much do you earn?” i said about 8–9% right now. markets have been rough. normally closer to 15. she laughed....