after sealing the human inside of a small red cube we were finally able to collect the data needed. we confirmed the human's revealed preference is to live inside of small red cubes. the next step is obvious and involves the construction of what we call cubetopia

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a second research team is currently replicating our results, but with a small blue cube instead of red. initial results are promising and serve to further confirm our thesis that the primary anthrodesireatum is the cube itself, not simply the color red.

furthermore, it may even be possible that cubes could be decomposed into a concept known as 'cubelets'