We may have an amazing new addition to our youth football team. I just met a new family in the area at Long John Silver’s and watched their son, a potential fullback, work out in the parking lot. The kid’s name is Lawnmower (that’s his legal name) and he been held back 4 times and there are several elementary school teachers who refuse to teach him. This kid is unbelievable. He can’t spell his own name but he put a massive dent in a Prius that I directed him to crack block. He starts practice later today.