$Bits MC:$31.3K AGj48tqewsFL8fr7cRuqCQCY26oK89VsSMY7XWk8pump Datadog公司真實吉祥物名為'Bits'的狗,被借勢馬斯克好友Marc Andreessen推文中'最智慧的狗語錄'圖片,化身為穿紫色宇航服戴眼鏡墜入黑洞的太空狗meme.敘事將企業品牌寵物與加密荒誕宇宙冒險結合,製造'官方狗進軍crypto'的趣味錯位感. DataDog company's real mascot dog named 'Bits' leverages Marc Andreessen's viral 'wiser words never barked' dog quote post, reimagined as purple-suited glasses-wearing astronaut dog plunging into black hole vortex. Narrative fuses corporate brand pet with absurd crypto space adventure for ironic 'official dog enters crypto' fun.